- You find that the tub of ice cream has collected an inedible amount of ice crystals.
- You sneeze while having food in your mouth.
- Getting a cramp in your foot and having to stand up from your comfortable position.
- You miss the green light.
- You try to open the microwave right before it beeps, but don't succeed.
- Sitting on the toilet, not knowing there was pee on it.
- Getting a song you cant stand stuck in your head.
- Your eye starts twitching.
- Some one tells you, you look tired but really you just didn't wear makeup.
- No one laughs at your joke that you think is hilarious.
- You forget to wear green on St. Patrick's Day.
- You go to the bathroom... & then realize... there's no toilet paper.
- Stepping into a swimming pool and the bottom is slimy.
- You find a hair in your McDonald's.
- You make awkward eye contact with a stranger.
- You stub your toe.
- One word... Zits.
- You go to the store to get a 2 liter of coke only to find out when you get home, its already flat.
- You unknowingly play phone tag with someone.
- They forget your fries in the drive-thru.
- Going to get a movie to watch and realizing its not in its case.
- You say something stupid in front of your crush.
- Your friends have the wait-staff sing "Happy Birthday" to you.
- You cant find that matching sock.
- You want to buy all this stuff but in reality you only have $1.83.
- Paper cuts.
- You walk out of a really smelly bathroom & the person behind you thinks you did it.
- Your alarm decides it wants to take a break and not work one morning.
- You have to keep pausing the movie because your friend keeps going to the bathroom.
- You forgot to put water in the microwaveable macaroni.
- Someone asks you "what's wrong" when you thought you were just fine.
- You eat Oreo's and forget to check your teeth afterwards.
- Your dog decides to jump on you and scratch your legs up.
- You try to unlock the car while walking to it, but accidently hit the alarm button instead.
- You forget the paper that was due at home.
- You put on jeans but they're too lose so you either have to dry them or wear a belt.
- You typ a whole paragrafgh without lookingat the kays and realize thah some fingerz weren't ona tha right keyz.
- Drinking a red drink and staining your teeth.
- You sneeze more than 3 times in a row.
- Shutting the car door on your seat belt.
- You ate jalapeño chips but forgot mint gum.
- On the way out the door you think you pull it hard enough for it to close but it doesn't and you have to walk back and do it again.
- You wake up in the middle of the night super hot.
- You text your friend who doesn't have their read receipts on but you know they always have their phone with them.
- Wanting to just throw on shorts and a t shirt but its winter so ya gotta layer up.
- Putting your arms on a sticky table.
- Listening to a kid that clearly needs a spanking whine & get their way.
- A bad taste in your mouth.
- Not being able pop that one stubborn knuckle.
- Not being told the picture is being taken with flash and your temporarily blind.
- Finding an amazing song but you listen to it too much and start to hate it.
- Bumping into someone, saying "sorry" with a smile, but getting a dirty look in return.
- SENDING A TXT IN ALL CAPS BC YOURE IN A RUSH & TO LAZY TO TURN IT OFF.
- Accidently recovering all the recently deleted pictures, instead of deleting them.
- You get sneezed on by a little kid.
- You eat hot cheeto's without water.
- The lid of your McDonald's cup popping off & getting soaked with soda.
- Putting something in the dryer on accident.
- Running out of dry shampoo so you're forced to jump in the shower.
- You wanna wear a dress cause its warm enough but you realize its winter & you need to shave.
So that's a lot of things that sometimes happen and you have no control over it. Wish I could say "hope you can relate" but who wants to?
See ya later dudesss.
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